There is this stereotype about queer or lesbian or whatever the hell you are women that applies to food… they are all vegans or vegetarians. No, I’m not a vegetarian… I LOVE VENISON, BACON, ORGANIC GRASS FED BEEF, and the processed meat stuff with dye in it that is really cheap at the grocery store.
So this stereotype… ummm well… I try my best to provide an array of cooking material for everyone to enjoy but some people (My Drunk Kitchen) cannot actually cook. I don’t understand how people cannot cook but if you only drink instead of cooking, then not being able to cook might be understandable (My Drunk Kitchen).
Now that I rambled for a while I must explain My Drunk Kitchen. This sassy, fabulous, and, I think, gay woman, films herself trying to cook while drinking a lot and she usually fails at all the recipes she tries to cook.
In case My Drunk Kitchen reads this (Yes, My Drunk Kitchen is now your name on my blog because I want people to watch your awesome videos) I want her to know that there is hope for her kind and it is not found in apple pie. The only person I know that can make a pie crust is my Grandmother but she keeps her secrets secret.
For all you vegans and gays and vegan gays I want you to know that I will always keep you and your bellies in mind. And if you cannot cook, try harder or drink more. Either way you win!
READ http://theveganstoner.com/ http://www.autostraddle.com/ http://hartoandco.com/my-drunk-kitchen/ If you want to get fancy… http://www.theppk.com/
Now I’m going to not cook while drinking delicious wine and watch sappy teenage television shows that kill off all the pretty characters (O.C.).
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